Who What and Why

Evan O passed out in a gutter after Pigstock.

photo- Andy Nations

Tabliture & Liner notes

07.03.01 This aint no joke, this is my life.

Back from the tour with Leasing Nations.

Money made-$00.00

Show Canceled -3

Promoters that lied to us- all but 3

Days drunk and stoned- All of them except for the first night in New Orleans that can't even qualify as drunk there has to be a new word for that. ( I passed out in a fucking ant pile with a hat on that said 73% redneck the rest is beer) Truly destroyed.

Shouts out to -

First and foremost everyone that came out to the shows and rocked out had a good time you all are kings and queens

Leasing Nations for hauling our shit all over the damn place, and making me laugh my ass off. Emo still sucks but you guys are like the little brothers I already have

the kids in Springfield (that live there and drove from KS) I'm sorry your pool got drained and that we almost caught your porch on fire.

To the Pig Stock crew, sorry for braking your mike. . . thanks for letting us play with Buck Cherry and Monster Magnet to bad they are such fucking rock stars they wouldn't leave their tour busses (one of them had a trailer on the back how much room do you need?) You can't play harder that Provoke and you can't drink more than Circle 7. To the strippers on acid much love baby much love

Just when you think your "hard core" a guy like this comes around and wrecks your whole preconception

The boys and girls that make Madison go round. Ed Temple get your shit together. Sarah when you want to get married you know my phone number.

The Michigan City Mother Lunatics the home of the F*ck You Punx. Nothing like a rain storm that knocks down power lines and trees in to the damn road. Steve-o and friends see ya next time. to the girls that charge a $100 to pee on you I'm saving my pennies.

Matt from AFO your band rocks but your promoting skills suck. to the girls that thought leasing nations was cute and we were scary. . .goscrewyourself

Lisa the show sucked but you rule

The girls in Medina. . .we'll be back when you are 18

Frank in Reading youdaman youdaman. the kids that gave me the demo i deleted your e-mail address write me back.

El Presidente is the best band you will never hear. Ch43 thanks for the show(s) we'll tear it up again next time. Liz thanks for coming out e-mail me. To the drummer of Gwar take us on tour damn it

Billy and Theresa thanks for the show, the beer and the cabin.

Jamie that bar was a piece of shit but the show was a good time and so was the beer. . .to the beep beep 1/2 girl band for the parking lot madness. . .to the guys that played last it sucks your shit broke seeya next time

THE MOBILE CRUSTIES they got a plan and their plan is to destroy everything

No love to the Thunderdome (who called the other clubs and told them not to let us play for being to rowdy) or Krispy Kream (who tried to get me arrested for drunk and disorderly). To the girls that drove up to the show much thanks for the throwing of bottles, the biting and other unspeakable acts of terror and pleasure

New Orleans got lots of thanks and lots of no thanks. The Dixie Tavern is one of my favorite places to play in the whole damn world. The bartender rulz. Much thanks to Bourbon St. Just for being Bourbon St. and to the gay hairdresser who got us destroyed after hours in his salon you're a strange strange man, but the gold tooth looks good. no love to the New Orleans PD for trying to bust us smoking dope on the side walk up yours and your scooters. to the girls with the ice cream. . .I aint that bad, no really. It goes without saying Sandy you kick much ass, I'm ready to meet your kid

Maggie thanks for the smokes. To beerland a great club on the come ups. Blunt Force Trauma (quality entertainment at a price you can afford), it sucks you had to break that guys nose with the mike. Kelly thanks for driving I suck

Zeros a fine hole in the wall. Extra thanks to the girl that drove Joey D around he needs you girl he really does. To the TV people that fed us and taped the show. how cool are you? it's infinite. to the big ass bruisers in the parking lot you guys are scary as hell, I'll play rock for you any time. and to home girl I forgot to call I suck.

to all the kids in Houston that showed up to see us I'm sorry we had to cancel.

If I forgot someone or something I'm sorry. There is lots of hazy shit.

Flyers and Posters
8 Bucks Home
Backstage at the Azatlan. One of the first shows we ever did. I can't remember who else played that night, but I would bet fat cash they still aren't around. Crazy Chris photo.