07.03.01 This aint no joke, this is my life.
Back from the tour with Leasing Nations.
Money made-$00.00
Show Canceled -3
Promoters that lied to us- all but 3
Days drunk and stoned- All of them except for the first night
in New Orleans that can't even qualify as drunk there has to be
a new word for that. ( I passed out in a fucking ant pile with
a hat on that said 73% redneck the rest is beer) Truly destroyed.
Shouts out to -
First and foremost everyone that came out to the shows and rocked
out had a good time you all are kings and queens
Leasing Nations for hauling our shit all over the damn place,
and making me laugh my ass off. Emo still sucks but you guys are
like the little brothers I already have
the kids in Springfield (that live there and drove from KS) I'm
sorry your pool got drained and that we almost caught your porch
on fire.
To the Pig Stock crew, sorry for braking your mike. . . thanks
for letting us play with Buck Cherry and Monster Magnet to bad
they are such fucking rock stars they wouldn't leave their tour
busses (one of them had a trailer on the back how much room do
you need?) You can't play harder that Provoke and you can't drink
more than Circle 7. To the strippers on acid much love baby much
love
Just when you think your "hard core" a guy like this comes around
and wrecks your whole preconception
The boys and girls that make Madison go round. Ed Temple get your
shit together. Sarah when you want to get married you know my
phone number.
The Michigan City Mother Lunatics the home of the F*ck You Punx.
Nothing like a rain storm that knocks down power lines and trees
in to the damn road. Steve-o and friends see ya next time. to
the girls that charge a $100 to pee on you I'm saving my pennies.
Matt from AFO your band rocks but your promoting skills suck.
to the girls that thought leasing nations was cute and we were
scary. . .goscrewyourself
Lisa the show sucked but you rule
The girls in Medina. . .we'll be back when you are 18
Frank in Reading youdaman youdaman. the kids that gave me the
demo i deleted your e-mail address write me back.
El Presidente is the best band you will never hear. Ch43 thanks
for the show(s) we'll tear it up again next time. Liz thanks for
coming out e-mail me. To the drummer of Gwar take us on tour damn
it
Billy and Theresa thanks for the show, the beer and the cabin.
Jamie that bar was a piece of shit but the show was a good time
and so was the beer. . .to the beep beep 1/2 girl band for the
parking lot madness. . .to the guys that played last it sucks
your shit broke seeya next time
THE MOBILE CRUSTIES they got a plan and their plan is to destroy
everything
No love to the Thunderdome (who called the other clubs and told
them not to let us play for being to rowdy) or Krispy Kream (who
tried to get me arrested for drunk and disorderly). To the girls
that drove up to the show much thanks for the throwing of bottles,
the biting and other unspeakable acts of terror and pleasure
New Orleans got lots of thanks and lots of no thanks. The Dixie
Tavern is one of my favorite places to play in the whole damn
world. The bartender rulz. Much thanks to Bourbon St. Just for
being Bourbon St. and to the gay hairdresser who got us destroyed
after hours in his salon you're a strange strange man, but the
gold tooth looks good. no love to the New Orleans PD for trying
to bust us smoking dope on the side walk up yours and your scooters.
to the girls with the ice cream. . .I aint that bad, no really.
It goes without saying Sandy you kick much ass, I'm ready to meet
your kid
Maggie thanks for the smokes. To beerland a great club on the
come ups. Blunt Force Trauma (quality entertainment at a price
you can afford), it sucks you had to break that guys nose with
the mike. Kelly thanks for driving I suck
Zeros a fine hole in the wall. Extra thanks to the girl that drove
Joey D around he needs you girl he really does. To the TV people
that fed us and taped the show. how cool are you? it's infinite.
to the big ass bruisers in the parking lot you guys are scary
as hell, I'll play rock for you any time. and to home girl I forgot
to call I suck.
to all the kids in Houston that showed up to see us I'm sorry
we had to cancel.
If I forgot someone or something I'm sorry. There is lots of hazy
shit.
